Sometimes NSFW.

Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Likes: Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Final Fantasy XII, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Kushiel's Legacy, The Musketeers, probably some other stuff idk

RPing is fun as fuck too yo

I tag everything. If you want me to add a tag just send me a message.



everyone’s got that couple of fanfics that you just read over and over even though you practically know it by heart because it’s so perfect it’s like a favorite book and you just catch yourself clicking to a random chapter on it because it’s so good it’s comforting to reread it

I’ll say this now


If people reduce Dorian to Sassy Gay Friend I will be incredibly upset.

If people reduce Vivienne to Sassy Black Lady Friend I will be upset.

They are people, not your Inquisitor’s comedic accessories. 

lupo as a very important ally

volpe’s buttfucker is a v. important position

tell meee

well we’ve always had volpe pass the gauntlet on to fed, but why can’t they share the gauntlet? volpe really would be in two places at once that way

sucks up all the maltesers

you bitch ass wombat i’m not taking that shit from you they’re mine >:I

i think the charger port on my laptop is dying, the slightest nudge knocks it out and i have to fiddle with it to get it to connect again :c


Tidus: Why is it... everything in Spira seems to revolve around people dying? 
Auron: Ahh, the spiral of death. 




Red hot nickel dropped in water…

it’s like a tiny magical girl transformation scene

thats how they should just make the noises in any scifi movie ever

(Source: just-a-skinny-boy)