Sometimes NSFW.

Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Likes: Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Final Fantasy XII, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Kushiel's Legacy, The Musketeers, probably some other stuff idk

RPing is fun as fuck too yo

I tag everything. If you want me to add a tag just send me a message.

 

almualimbeatbox:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
 image

One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

yeah, the church wouldn’t approve of learning religion from Supernatural

this entire post made me cringe

heyitspj:

Stop comedians that use sex changes/women with penises/men with vaginas as punchlines 2k14

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time

taurus: they are fucking nerds.

gemini: defo the random outbursts

cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.

leo: they're about 4'9"

virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all

libra: weird ass laugh

scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes

sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor

capricorn: creepy fucking smile

aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe

pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

astrodidact:

Fewer than 4 people a year are killed by sharks. More than 100 million sharks per year are killed by humans - mostly for “shark fin soup”
Who should be afraid of whom? via I fucking love science

astrodidact:

Fewer than 4 people a year are killed by sharks. More than 100 million sharks per year are killed by humans - mostly for “shark fin soup”

Who should be afraid of whom? via I fucking love science

Anonymous asked
Can you please post that gif of the guy looking confused a the words straight? Bi? Gay? Floating in front of him?

nepetaquest:

jontron all heart eyes telling neil cicieraga that he’s a fan of his, and the first words neil shares with jontron are basically “hahaha oh yeah you’re that pissbaby who dismissed a really important issue a fan had regarding your work”

image

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.