Sometimes NSFW.

Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Likes: Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Final Fantasy XII, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Kushiel's Legacy, The Musketeers, probably some other stuff idk

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We don’t need nuclear weapons-

Niccolò Machiavelli says (2:16 AM)
oh man xD
australia is… huge
and far away
and has the wrong seasons
and a weird time difference
xD
Yami B - Federico Auditore says (2:16 AM)
no, we have the right seasons :P
Niccolò Machiavelli says (2:16 AM)
no, we do
you’re upside down
Yami B - Federico Auditore says (2:17 AM)
nope, don’t make me release our plethora of dangerous wildlife on the world.
Niccolò Machiavelli says (2:18 AM)
maybe if you do
they’ll just
fall off the earth
because how are you even holding on if you’re upside down?????
hahahahahahahah
Yami B - Federico Auditore says (2:19 AM)
with our feet
Niccolò Machiavelli says (2:19 AM)
claws
Yami B - Federico Auditore says (2:19 AM)
no seriously, i’ve got the big red button here and i WILL press it to release redback spiders upon the world.
Niccolò Machiavelli says (2:19 AM)
I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR PANSY SPIDERS
bring it on
Yami B - Federico Auditore says (2:20 AM)
and funnelweb spiders
LOOK ‘EM UP BITCHTITS
ALONG WITH THE TAIPAN
Niccolò Machiavelli says (2:25 AM)
D:
D: D: D: