Sometimes NSFW.

Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Likes: Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Final Fantasy XII, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Kushiel's Legacy, The Musketeers, probably some other stuff idk

RPing is fun as fuck too yo

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stress signs :c

i dunno, i think it’s to do with his structure and stuff. he looks YOUNGER when he shaves his head, for some reason

they managed to make ezio age reasonably well. it’s like they forgot how to do that with connor haha

DDD: did you get their card?

i did but their etsy store doesn’t have the skirt

[12:54:44 AM] evonne: i remember the borgia drama
[12:54:50 AM] Bree: rodrigo would just be like “oh juan ur juan of a kind”
[12:54:58 AM] evonne: where ces got real upset because rodrigo put juan in the dskfnds
[12:54:59 AM] evonne: fasdjfnkadfiujkads
[12:55:00 AM] evonne: dsaujnkfads
[12:55:02 AM] evonne: fuck off
[12:55:06 AM] evonne: i’m going to bed mad
[12:55:06 AM] Bree: HAHAHAHA

lupo as a very important ally

volpe’s buttfucker is a v. important position

tell meee

well we’ve always had volpe pass the gauntlet on to fed, but why can’t they share the gauntlet? volpe really would be in two places at once that way

sucks up all the maltesers

you bitch ass wombat i’m not taking that shit from you they’re mine >:I

it will be a symbol of me hugging ur boobies

but but but

expensive

im sorry kiss

make it better by bringing me a toasted vegemite sandwich cos i’m craving one ouo

PLEAD TEMPORARY INSANITY

I’VE TRIED BUT IT’S TOO LATE

THAT BITCH TRICKED ME!!!