Sometimes NSFW.

Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Likes: Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Final Fantasy XII, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Kushiel's Legacy, The Musketeers, probably some other stuff idk

RPing is fun as fuck too yo

I tag everything. If you want me to add a tag just send me a message.

 

[4:23:32 AM] Bree: i fuckin hate aveline’s love interest
[4:23:37 AM] Bree: he annoyed the fucking shit out of me
[4:23:40 AM] evonne: dkfjfdsjksfd
[4:24:30 AM] Bree: god just thinking about him pisses me off
[4:24:37 AM] Bree: it’s like cristina
[4:24:52 AM] Bree: except cristina existed solely to give ezio more unnecessary manpain
[4:25:04 AM] Bree: this dude exists just to piss me the fuck off
[4:25:12 AM] evonne: iuejrkjsdfkdfsknfsdfsd
[4:25:28 AM] evonne: what if that man pain drives ezio into fed’s arms 8)
[4:25:35 AM] Bree: fed’s dead as fuck tho
[4:25:48 AM] evonne: BE FLEXIBLE
[4:26:00 AM] evonne: AUs MAN
[4:26:07 AM] Bree: ………..zombie?
[4:26:15 AM] evonne: nO
[4:26:18 AM] evonne: fED LIVES
[4:26:24 AM] evonne: EVERYONE LIVES

i’ll stomp on him

please do

he doesn’t understand what ‘composition’ is im gonna

definitely more shoes than i have

maybe i’ll line up all of my shoes and take a photo one of these days :P

more shoes than i have

they’re the shoes that don’t fit in my wardrobe

i bought a new pair today too

;AAAA; ! ESKIMO KISSES!!!

i’m gonna smash myself more if it means i get eskimo kisses from you 8)

[12:43:03 AM] evonne: REMEMBER WHEN WE MADE FED MAKE EZIO FUCK A CAKE
[12:43:20 AM] Bree: nO?????????????????????????????????????????/
[12:43:22 AM] Bree: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????
[12:43:24 AM] Bree: EXPLAIN
[12:43:27 AM] evonne: KJDFGNKJFGJKGFDKJDFG

it’s been twelve hours and Cat’s still laughing about how i rp Edward

CAT I GOT YOUR MAIL

WITH YOUR ART

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE SENDING THIS ;A;

WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU WENT ON HOLIDAY TO SEND IT, NOW I HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE I THANK YOU ON SKYPE YOU LAMP

[12:44:03 AM] Bree: ahaha looking at my address on google maps
[12:44:05 AM] Bree: [url]
[12:44:14 AM] Bree: that tree up the top near the door is now fully grown
[12:45:58 AM] evonne: your letterbox is so cute
[12:46:01 AM] evonne: it’s so small
[12:46:13 AM] evonne: it’s like a blockish little dick *u*
[12:46:25 AM] Bree: i’ve always thought it was big
[12:47:06 AM] evonne: [url]
[12:47:21 AM] evonne: compare to ours your’s is a twink
[12:47:52 AM] Bree: oh please, my letterbox could take more letters than yours any day
[12:49:12 AM] Bree: oh my god i clicked on something and ended up on the next street from your house what the fuck i even get lost on google maps
[12:49:19 AM] evonne: jnkjsdndsfkjdsf
[12:49:44 AM] Bree: fucking bush street
[12:49:47 AM] Bree: how did i get here
[12:49:53 AM] Bree: i didn’t even go down the street
[12:49:55 AM] evonne: KJNDFKJNDFKJASDFKJDFSKLJNDFSJKNDSF