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Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Currently obsessed with Dishonored.

 

IT'LL BE GONE

Bree: //showers u in chocolate and lollies

volpes: dUDE O//U//O

Bree: don't eat it all at once

volpes: what'll happen if i do

Bree: it'll be gone

volpes: ksdkjnfsd

volpes: sfdkjfsduiwefkjsda

volpes: dsfjnfsdkljsdfiujksdfkjfsdjknfsdksfdaiujnwefakjsdajkafsd

catgoboom replied to your post: Holy shit, sudden thunderstorm. The thunder is so…

//curls tightly around

you must have saved me from it, because it’s moved on as quickly as it arrived <33

fdkljsgklfjdgkjdfgsj of course you would point that pun out, my dear

[12:23:08 AM] volpes: dick compartment
[12:23:10 AM] volpes: oh god
[12:23:17 AM] volpes: i wish i never heard that again
[12:23:22 AM] Bree: HAHAHA
[12:31:19 AM] volpes: why
[12:31:42 AM] volpes: nadi opened……… pandora’s box (not a dick compartment)
[12:32:39 AM] Bree: shifted a few scales aside and revealed ~an arsehole~ (_*_)
[12:35:04 AM] volpes: IODFKJJNKSFD
[12:35:08 AM] volpes: REAIOJNLKNJFSJNFSDJNKDSFNJSDFAKJDSAKJNJSFDNJKSFD
[12:35:12 AM] volpes: I CHOKED

There are quality RPers, and then there’s me.

[4:39:29 AM] Connor: //nods. Good. Let’s go, Kanentokon, while the air is still. /so they head off~~
[4:39:47 AM] Kanen: //mmmm watchin dat ass as we walk
[4:39:56 AM] Kanen: //boy you must lift so hard
[4:40:24 AM] Connor: oh my god
[4:42:17 AM] Kanen: //i’m feeling a bit peckish
[4:42:21 AM] Kanen: //lemme touch your pecs
[4:42:51 AM] Connor: OH MY GDSAIUFSDAIOFSA
[4:42:53 AM] Connor: IOHEFWANJFSDKJSFDKLJSDA
[4:42:56 AM] Kanen: //damn dude you’ve got some buns
[4:42:58 AM] Connor: SDFNKFSDKFSDKNSFDNKNSFDKKJFSDKJSAFDKJNSFDKJSFANLSKDAJFLJSDFNKKSJDZUIJNURFE
[4:43:45 AM] Connor: //gets knocked over by a deer
[4:44:16 AM] Kanen: //d’oh!
[4:44:18 AM] Kanen: //a deer!
[4:44:23 AM] Kanen: //a FEMALE deer!
[4:44:25 AM] Connor: f7t6grvhhjiuHJSFDHJFSD
[4:45:35 AM] Kanen: RAY-tonhnhaketon, are you okay?!
[4:46:43 AM] Kanen: ((fuckin seamless slip back into character there
[4:49:19 AM] Connor: iosfdihofjbnfsdjknafsdk jfc))

catgoboom replied to your post: catgoboom replied to your post: Damn, Marco Pierre…

look at all the shit they’ve done adelaidenow.com.au/cont…

i hope this isn’t a case of “any publicity is good publicity” and that people aren’t tuning in to listen to this shit now

but people are dumb as fuck so i bet ratings are through the roof

catgoboom replied to your post: Damn, Marco Pierre White. This is the classiest…

seems like all sorts of aussie radio hosts are saying stupid shit all at the same time

i’m pretty sure those are the same dickheads who did the english royals prank

imagecatgoboom replied to your post: i don’t think i’m witty enough to rp someone like…

nO

yes I’m sorry

imagesechs-neun replied to your post: i don’t think i’m witty enough to rp someone like…

THAT’S NOT TRUE even though I haven’t seen it yet but STILL>BU

how would you know if you haven’t seen it? :P

catgoboom replied to your post: shit, i need $200 to pay uni or they won’t let me…

pay her back with the tutoring money you’re earning :c ?

i told her what was happening and she gave me the money ;u;