Sometimes NSFW.

Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Currently obsessed with Dishonored.

 

[12:44:10 AM] Nadi: I suppose. I like the mask. /shrugs/
[12:44:30 AM] Nadi: ((suddenly, daud’s eyes bulge out, looking like they’re going to fall out
[12:44:35 AM] Nadi: ((WHAT HE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, CORVO ASKS
[12:44:39 AM] Nadi: ((zooming in what else
[12:44:46 AM] Bree: ((HAHAHAAHSRJLGRHADGLKDHGILAERJKGKLERJGKLDJGH
[12:44:50 AM] Bree: ((CRYING

wabbajacked submitted:

shoot me again, corvo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and i don’t mean with your crossbow, big boy ;) ;) ;)

wabbajacked submitted:

shoot me again, corvo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and i don’t mean with your crossbow, big boy ;) ;) ;)

brigmore witches dlc theory

[8:52:36 PM] Bree: i just remembered the outsider saying “you can’t escape your end” and that’s what made me think of it
[8:53:01 PM] Bree: and when you play on low chaos and visit his shrine he mocks you with “are you trying to dodge what’s coming?” soooooooo
[8:54:10 PM] Nadi: hrghh
[8:54:15 PM] Nadi: can we nOT
[8:54:18 PM] Nadi: but when i played
[8:54:24 PM] Nadi: i just thought that
[8:54:42 PM] Nadi: had something to do with the outsider going
[8:54:42 PM] Nadi: WHY???????
[8:54:43 PM] Nadi: WOW U SPARED DAUD????????????????????????
[8:55:23 PM] Bree: that’s why i pulled it all together like this in my head :P
[8:56:18 PM] Nadi: hrgh /collapses
[8:56:27 PM] Nadi: aLSO………
[8:56:46 PM] Nadi: then billie’s “she had no regrets” would be soME KIND OF FUCKED UP FORESHADOWING
[8:56:52 PM] Nadi: cause if daud ~redeems himself~ by saving emily thru being rid of delilah
[8:56:54 PM] Nadi: and dies……….
[8:57:00 PM] Nadi: AWHHHHHHHHAURGH IM UPSET
[8:57:02 PM] Bree: HAHAHA YEAAAAAAAH
[8:57:05 PM] Bree: dies

wabbajacked replied to your post: what if the brigmore witches dlc takes place…

BREE NO

IT COULD HAPPEN THOUGH

what if the outsider is surprised corvo spared daud, not just because he thought corvo would kill him, but because he’s seen every single one of daud’s possible futures and survival has been present in none of them???

[12:12:43 AM] Bree: imagine samuel turning around
[12:12:48 AM] Bree: looking corvo right in the eye
[12:12:59 AM] Bree: and saying “i’m gonna snort a line off a hooker’s ass, sir”
[12:13:08 AM] Nadi: DASHJsd FCUK

[8:41:33 PM] Nadi:  /welcomes u back w a plastic rose held between my teeth bc of ur hayfever
[8:41:48 PM] Bree: //gives u plastic chocolates
[8:42:05 PM] Nadi: well fuck you

wabbajacked:

[18:49:47] Bree: ((SLACKJAWS THE SHARK

[18:49:51] Bree: ((HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[18:49:57] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): ((FUCK YOU OMGH

[18:49:59] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): ((AHAHAHAHHAHA

[18:50:01] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): //(ADJKSASDHAKQ”#($=)

[18:50:05] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): ()()IM GONNA COLLAPse

[18:50:10] Bree: ((KDLJGAKJAAHAHADJKGHLADKLJGDKLGJDLKGJDFH

[18:50:27] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): ((also what if

[18:50:31] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): ((he has those

[18:50:34] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): ((fish whiskers

[18:50:47] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): I((IM GONNA FALL INTO A COM E  WYH IS THIS FO SO FUNNY

[18:50:52] Bree: ((fUCKEN CRIES ABOUT IT SDJLKGAKLDGJLADKJGKLADJGDKLGJSDG

[18:50:53] Corvo Buttano (Nadi): ((COMA*

[18:50:55] Bree: ((HELP

THAT’S IT

WE’LL JUST STOP THIS AU NOW

IT WON’T GET ANY MORE PERFECT THAN THIS