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Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Likes: Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Final Fantasy XII, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Kushiel's Legacy, The Musketeers, probably some other stuff idk

RPing is fun as fuck too yo

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kazmillers:

[14:39:11] Little Boss (Nadi): rock dj is playing now

[14:39:18] Little Boss (Nadi): wasn’t the music vid absurdly sexual

[14:39:20] Little Boss (Nadi): i remember my parents

[14:39:23] Little Boss (Nadi): not letting me watch it

[14:39:24] Little Boss (Nadi): like ever

[14:39:26] Little Boss (Nadi): imma watch it now

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i feel like you’ve got some sort of theme going on today

i feel like you’ve got some sort of theme going on today

[6:06:54 PM] Bree: YO
[6:39:15 PM] Bree: so you left skype on huh
[6:39:16 PM] Bree: that’s okay
[6:39:24 PM] Bree: i’m gonna leave u messages until u get back
[6:39:31 PM] Bree: or until i get bored
[6:39:36 PM] Bree: the latter, probably
[6:40:32 PM] Bree: do you think that a dude has ever attached a fleshlight to a vacuum and used it on his knob?
[6:41:24 PM] Bree: charlie hunnam’s next movie: pacific rimming
[6:42:05 PM] Bree: what if mermen didn’t have dick compartments and their tail is just one giant dick?
[6:44:28 PM] Bree: how many of tumblr’s users do you think has cranial rectal syndrome?
[6:46:09 PM] Bree: so i was thinking last night
[6:46:14 PM] Bree: and when i think, i eat
[6:46:18 PM] Bree: i’m really fat now
[6:46:29 PM] Bree: chumba wumba wumba woo
[6:48:33 PM] Bree: do you ever think about the sky
[6:48:39 PM] Bree: i think about it a lot
[6:48:46 PM] Bree: it just keeps going
[6:48:48 PM] Bree: forever
[6:48:51 PM] Bree: right out into space
[6:49:10 PM] Bree: there could be all these other worlds out there, like in kingdom hearts
[6:49:22 PM] Bree: ariel could be waiting for us to discover her
[6:49:36 PM] Bree: but none of us know she’s there
[6:49:39 PM] Bree: that’s some deep shit
[6:49:45 PM] Bree: i’m gonna watch porn now bye
[8:40:20 PM] Nadi: YOOOOOOO
[8:40:21 PM] Nadi: BREE
[8:40:22 PM] Nadi: OMF
[8:40:24 PM] Nadi: LKČDSAKLDASDS
[8:40:27 PM] Nadi: im luiahging so hard

nadi and i are playing a game

she’s showing me pictures of mgs characters and i’m telling her what i know about them

[11:31:21 PM] Nadi: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/4/41760/1053624-otacon.jpg
[11:31:54 PM] Bree: ohhhhh he’s the one whose name makes me think of sweaty neckbeard nerd cons
[11:32:03 PM] Nadi: fUCKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkk
[11:32:07 PM] Nadi: oh my god
[11:32:09 PM] Nadi: im

i’m good at this game

[8:30:28 PM] Bree: it’s like my uterus thinks i’m charging it rent and it’s paying me in blood
[8:31:34 PM] Nadi: haHAHHAHAHA
[8:31:40 PM] Nadi: thats one of the best descriptions ive ever heard

i’M A BUTT FOR FALLING ASLEEP YESTERDAY

sits on u it’s ok we’ll plan and rp today ovo

wabbajacked replied to your post: 
oh nooo :C bb are you okay?

i think so, i’ve just got the shakes

i don’t know what ur talking about

IM GONNA KICK UR ASS FROM BOSNIA TO AUSTRALIA

wabbajacked replied to your post: wait no tumblr saviour isnt working now

yeah and xkit isnt either gROANS

some of it is working for me

wabbajacked replied to your post: if u think that ur not a massive hottie ur wRONG

the one thing thats fat are ur lies, missy

jensenshackled replied to your post: if u think that ur not a massive hottie ur wRONG

massive fat liar

no you should see me i go wobble wobble wobble bloop bloop bloop

wabbajacked replied to your post: wabbajacked replied to your post: wabbajacked…

ill get on skype and then u can tell me about it -u-

naw there’s nothing to say other than i’m feeling extra ugly hahaha

wabbajacked replied to your post: wabbajacked replied to your post: boops your…

are u kidding id punch a cute kid to touch your face because damn thats a pretty face

today i am feeling not good

i guess u could saying i’m feeling… bad

/curls up on u