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Assassin's Creed Fanfiction Masterlist

Likes: Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Final Fantasy XII, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Kushiel's Legacy, The Musketeers, probably some other stuff idk

RPing is fun as fuck too yo

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allsoundsasscreed:

assassinscreedconfessions:

I’m sick to death on how almost everyone is assuming that Altair in AC1 had “short hair”… how on earth does everyone know this!? Did I miss out on something!? I don’t recall he ever removed his head, so for all we know, he could’ve been ponytail wearing.

I don’t think he should remove his head even if he wants to.

he removed his hood in revelations and had short hair
plus he’s from a hot, dry climate. for whatever reason your tits are in a twist over this, it’s logical to conclude he’d have short hair to keep cool. that, and just look at the fashion and culture of the time…

allsoundsasscreed:

assassinscreedconfessions:

I’m sick to death on how almost everyone is assuming that Altair in AC1 had “short hair”… how on earth does everyone know this!? Did I miss out on something!? I don’t recall he ever removed his head, so for all we know, he could’ve been ponytail wearing.

I don’t think he should remove his head even if he wants to.

he removed his hood in revelations and had short hair

plus he’s from a hot, dry climate. for whatever reason your tits are in a twist over this, it’s logical to conclude he’d have short hair to keep cool. that, and just look at the fashion and culture of the time…

ollivander:

wifigirl2080:

becuzbacon:

dynastylnoire:

beben-eleben:

31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers

O.O WANT!!!

I would just cut into the paper bottom on that Ben and Jerry’s one. Check. Mate.

All things specifically marketed to me???

first one doesn’t work I can vouch for it

knight-enchanter:

dragonaging:

I’m sorry guys I just don’t have time to answer these.

Dorian is a PoC. That’s all I can say.

glossing over some of the many things this post throws up (like about skin base/undertones & definitions of PoC) as other people touched upon them in the notes, since dragonaging was unable to respond i just thought i’d say: dorian is intended as a PoC.

- here John Epler tweets about Dorian being a PoC

- here David Gaider states that Dorian is not intended to be Caucausian

- here Allan Schumacher discusses how he doesn’t see Dorian as white, how he would have placed him as being from around the middle east or locales around there, and how internally dorian used to have a very anglo-germanic appearance (and no longer does)

- here David Gaider says that Dorian’s VA is East Indian

- here John Epler states that the closest real-world analogue to Dorian is Indian

you don’t get much higher than WoG.

animatedgurl:

cakejam:

REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)

I scrolled down and was not prepared for this shit

animatedgurl:

cakejam:

REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)

I scrolled down and was not prepared for this shit

413px:

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

what the fuck

(Source: deceitfulroach-remade)

fruitymage:

i just read this comment on bioware’s post introducing vivienne i’m gonna puke

fruitymage:

i just read this comment on bioware’s post introducing vivienne i’m gonna puke

(Source: brigmorewitch)

sammneiland:

konec0:

hobbitdragon:

derekisme:

septiphadrean:

kate-wisehart:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fawnkitten:

fetchhappened:

If male warriors in video games were dressed like female warriors.

WHAT SHOW/DESIGNER IS THIS I AM DYING

I UNDERSTAND NEITHER THE GIANT DILDO CODPIECE NOR ITS FUNCTION

You don’t have to understand it to find it amazing.

how the fuck is he keeping a straight face is what i wanna know

Wedding outfit from Paco Rabanne Haute Couture Spring 1998

this improves my day every time i see it, so I’ll reblog it again

are we not going to talk about how this is apparently a wedding outfit

well what the fuck else would you wear to a wedding.

sammneiland:

konec0:

hobbitdragon:

derekisme:

septiphadrean:

kate-wisehart:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fawnkitten:

fetchhappened:

If male warriors in video games were dressed like female warriors.

WHAT SHOW/DESIGNER IS THIS I AM DYING

I UNDERSTAND NEITHER THE GIANT DILDO CODPIECE NOR ITS FUNCTION

You don’t have to understand it to find it amazing.

how the fuck is he keeping a straight face is what i wanna know

Wedding outfit from Paco Rabanne Haute Couture Spring 1998

this improves my day every time i see it, so I’ll reblog it again

are we not going to talk about how this is apparently a wedding outfit

well what the fuck else would you wear to a wedding.

(Source: adventurotica)